Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner-Up 2011 and
Penthouse Pet of the Month October 2009
Hometown: Seattle.
Favorite thing about your hometown: Dick’s Drive-In, Lake Washington’s infinite shades of gray, the world-class hiking, and the unparalleled alternative-theater community. And my family, of course.
College major: Getting laid and being obnoxiously pretentious.
If you won a million dollars, you’d: Do something practical with it. If I won $2 million, I’d get a pony and a sailboat and be practical.
Favorite way to relax: Read comic books and masturbate.
Favorite fantasy: Being fucked in the ass on baby seal-skin by a Russian kidnapper who looks like a Tom of Finland leather daddy.
Most exciting place you’ve made love: I don’t make love, but I recently got pounded out while bent over the seat of a pickup truck in a questionable neighborhood of downtown L.A.
Would you rather lose the ability to have orgasms or your right arm? Right arm. I could make some hot amputee porn.
Whom do you most want to impress?My drinking buddies.
Ever been in a physical fight?I’m a lover, not a fighter—except when it comes to my little sister. I will tackle, noogie, and harass that girl for the rest of my life. And of course I beat up evil villains in my spare time.
Spunky sex icon Ryan Keely is a babe that gets our engines revving and always in waiting for more of her. That's why we made the seductress our Penthouse Pet of the Month for October 2009, and then one year later we still had her on the brain so we included the bombshell as a Pet of the Year Runner-Up for 2011.
When the longtime porn fan was working at Hustler in San Diego she began recruiting girls for movies, and while doing so and becoming more intertwined in the industry, the voluptuous adult actress saw a need for real orgasms on screen - and that was her in. The nympho knew she could deliver real orgasms on demand.
Besides being an acclaimed actress having starred in multiple Penthouse Productions, and having worked with other major studios, the seasoned sex icon is also a sex educator and an in-demand speaker who is invited to speak at numerous conferences on the topic of - you guessed it - SEX.
