Penthouse Pet of the Month July 2018
Hometown: Menifee, California
We heard your hairless cat, Mr. Man, really won the heart of Jeff Goldblum. I was shooting for this photographer, Matt Barnes. He happened to also be taking photos of Jeff Goldblum, who wanted to see my cat. Jeff took some really amazing photos with Mr. Man. I can’t wait to get a copy of them.
What’s one thing you’re always up for? A nap.
What do you hate? Hard drugs and hiking. I hate exercise. I eat Taco Bell. I love carbs.
Since this issue’s theme is Punks and Outlaws, we have to ask: Are you a punk? What’s funny is that I’m the complete opposite of how I look. People see my tattoos and think I’m this tough bitch who’s into punk. Nope. But my favorite band of all time is Silverstein. I hope they read this and it results in a gang bang.
What was the first tattoo you got? It’s a flower butterfly thing that I drew myself thinking I would be an “artist” one day. [Laughs] I was in Hawaii and my mom took me to get tattooed on my 17th birthday, because that’s a tradition in our family.
Whoa. Really? Yep! I remember it hurt really bad. The tattoo looks awful now, but I don’t think I’ll cover it up. When you have other good tattoos, you can get away with a few shitty ones. Nobody really notices.
There are other things on your body to notice besides a crappy butterfly. Speaking of which, congratulations on being our first fully tattooed Penthouse Pet. Are you happy or what? Yes! I’m so happy. I never even thought of reaching out to Penthouse, because I figured there was no way I would be considered because of my look. My modeling aspirations have changed so much since I started eight years ago. I’ve always wanted to be on the cover of a magazine my mom can see while walking through an airport. Being a Penthouse Pet is very special to me.
We had a blast on set. Were you excited to recreate such an iconic shoot with such an iconic Pet like Janine Lindemulder? The whole day was amazing! I loved how dirty and grimy it was. I’m basically a child at heart, so playing in the mud was awesome. The photographer was so great to work with. I felt like I couldn’t do a bad pose. It was the perfect day. Plus, my wife is obsessed with Janine. She lost her shit when I told her about the shoot.
We’re glad we could provide some material to make your marriage both happy and horny.