Hopeless SoFrantic

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• Penthouse CyberCutie October 2018
  
  You and your mechanic live in an adorable bus that you turned into a mobile home. How is life on the road? Aw, thank you. I'm very proud of our tiny-home! This trip has been such a huge adventure. When people think about traveling, they typically think about traveling abroad. However, this country has such a variety of landscapes. U.S. topography ranges from canyons to geysers to cities to caves to plains. Within two months, I've been able to explore them all.
  
  What’s the name of your bus? Big Titty…something? Bertha! Big Titty Bertha!
  
  That’s right! Why did you name her that? Well, my mechanic and I were originally deciding between two buses. The more expensive bus was called "Big Titty Bertha" because I cat-called her when I saw her, and the more realistically priced bus was named "More Realistically Priced Bertha." They were $1,500 apart in cost, but the salesman was super sweet and dropped the price of Big Titty Bertha to match the price of its more affordable competition. The rest is history.
  
  Out of everywhere you've traveled in the U.S., where do you feel the calmest? Zion National Park, hands down. Zion gave me everything I wanted: the views, the hiking, the vegetation, the wildlife, and all without the tourists. Definitely reserve a permit to do the Subway canyon hike at least once in your life.
  
  Which is the most underrated state in America? Utah! The state has such diverse wildlife and terrain. In Salt Lake, you're able to enjoy the perks of city living while encircled by mountains. It was quite a sight watching Fourth of July fireworks shimmer over the peaks of the Wasatch Range.
  
  What about the most overrated state? Nevada for sure. The National Atomic Testing Museum and Erotic Heritage Museum were the only really interesting things in Vegas. I don't gamble or drink, so I didn't expect Vegas to be my kind of place anyways. Outside the city are just dead, sandy plains roasting in 110-degree barrenness.
  
  Tell us about all the rad features you and your mechanic installed in your mobile home. Luckily, the two of us have a background in home renovation, which came in handy constructing the bus. We've installed a 200-watt solar-panel system, running water, a bypass from the alternator to the house battery, and new flooring, while also having more homey features like a dining nook, a functional kitchen, closet space, and a full-size bed.
  
  How many miles have you clocked so far? 7,000 miles so far! And things are just getting started!
  
  Lastly, what’s on your road-trip soundtrack? I want to say something like the Red Hot Chili Peppers' Greatest Hits, but my dog barking at squirrels is probably more accurate.
  
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• Measurements:32F-22-34
• Height:5'3"