We're gearing up for the long, cold winter…so get gloved up, man — it's fucking freezing out there.

1 — Airblaster Merino Ninja Suit
$190 — myairblaster.com
If you like being outdoors but don't like to be cold, you should probably just stay home. If this isn't an option, then get yourself this one-piece thermal base layer. Made of Woolverino, a merino-wool and synthetic blend, the Ninja is soft and toasty. It's also lightweight, fast-drying, and won't absorb your stink. Who can say no to that?

2 — Outdoor Tech Kodiak Plus Waterproof Powerbank
$80 — outdoortechnology.com
You can never have too much power — not when you're a slave to your iPhone. And if you're outdoors, you'll need something rugged and durable to boot. This powerbank box o' electricity is fully submersible, shock absorbant, and will juice up your devices — two at a time — in just a few hours. It also does double (triple?) duty as a flashlight.

3 — Hammacher Schlemmer 80-Foot Snowball Launcher
$35 — hammacher.com 
What's a party in the snow without a snowball launcher? Not a party we'd like to attend, that's for sure. Launch softball-size snowballs at that guy dancing a little too closely to your lady friend, or just start a snow fight. Simply place snow in the forming chamber, close the lid, and pull the trigger. It's made for kids eight and up, so it suits us perfectly.

4 — DeWalt Heated Jacket
$100 and up dewalt.com
Even if it's not face-numbingly cold where you live, we still recommend getting a jacket that can handle all conditions, including wind and rain. The Dewalt heated jacket comes with all the amenities. Fully charged it lasts seven and a half hours, has three or four temperature settings (depending on the model), and even comes with a USB phone charger.

5 — UE Roll Wireless Bluetooth Speaker
$150 — ultimateears.com
For our requisite music, we need something that's portable, packs some punch, and can handle the weather. The Roll wireless speaker fits the description. Furthermore, its 65-foot Bluetooth range and nine-hour rechargeable battery ensure we can party well into the wee hours, and the music won't cut out if we stagger off too far.

6 — Jetboil MiniMo Cooking System $135
Grande Coffee Press $15  jetboil.com
The best thing about cold-weather camping? The hot meal you somehow manage to whip together. The compact MiniMo makes it possible — easy to set up and break down, you can boil up to a liter of water, and you can cook and eat out of the same pot. The stove has a low-simmer control, which means your menu options are vastly improved. In the morning, break out the Grande press and make yourself some damn good coffee.

7 — UCO Titan Stormproof Match Kit
$10 — ucogear.com
Humans love fire, especially when we're drunk and outdoors. These matches are the ones you want when you're out in the elements and desperate to light that joint…er, campfire. Windproof and easy to light, each match will stay lit for up to 25 seconds, and will even relight after being submerged in water. The kit includes 12 matches, three replaceable strikers, and a waterproof case and cord.