If there was ever any doubt about how much a guy loves getting his knob shined, let me make clear, here and now: Ladies, we love it! Let me tell you a story.

I work in a law firm. Recently I noticed that a lady who came into our office for legal advice had big red “blowjob lips,” the kind that can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. She was fucking beautiful. My boss was out that day, so eventually she confided in me about the problems she was having with her husband which made her want a divorce. I gave her my card and told her to call anytime that she needed someone to talk to.

The very next evening she called me from a motel, after an argument with her husband. I got to the motel as quickly as I could and found her watching a porn flick with a lot of oral sex going on. I had a hard time staying cool. I could just imagine her big red lips sliding up and down my big slab of meat. I tried to console her, but she hushed me and told me to sit down.

She moved between my legs, unzipped my pants, pulled out my dick and sucked me into a coma. I mean, she slid up and down, swirling her tongue and cupping my balls all at the same time. She was a cocksucking queen. She slid up and down until I was ready to shoot my load. She noticed this and stopped her sucking on a dime.

She had been drinking beforehand, and now she reached for her drink, took hold of my dick and directed it into the drink, where I shot my load. She removed my dick from the glass, cleaned it off with her lips and then drank the drink, then smiled, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, thanked me and was gone! Leaving me dazed and confused but a happy guy nonetheless.

A day or two later I received a phone call at work and was asked to go back to the same motel room at 11 that night. She would be waiting for me. I made it there by quarter to. To my surprise she had two girlfriends with her. I wondered if I could handle this!

I got naked, and she pulled out my dick and went right to work. One of the girlfriends licked my balls, and the other sat on my face. I lapped up her wet pussy while the other women gave me the blowjob of my life. After I shot my load, the second sucker managed to wake my dick up with her special talents. Between the dual dickjob and the juicy pussy I was munching, I was in convulsions.

At this point I swear I had an out-of-body experience. I felt as though I was floating and could hear my heartbeat pounding in my ears. I could see myself getting it on with these three hot broads, and my cheeks hurt from all the smiling.

All of a sudden I was back in the room. It was time to fuck! The three women lay down side by side, and I moved back and forth among them, giving each my all before moving on to the next. I was amazed by my stamina. This went on until I brought each of them to climax. I have no idea how my dick didn’t fall off, what with the excellent dickslurping and then the triple fuckjob, but instead my cock was raging and ready to go. I’m convinced it was by the power of their amazing oral skills that my dick wouldn’t give out till I had truly had enough.

Nothing beats a gal who can suck you like a Hoover and make you wanna come back for more and more and … well, you know.

— N.H., Rochester, New York