My fiancé and I have always been just a little bit crazy, but we didn’t expect to throw our own bachelor and bachelorette party, let alone wake up with someone else in bed.

Realizing that the parties our friends had planned for us were pretty lame, Darryl and I decided to take matters into our own hands. We packed up some toys, including my favorite strap-on, and drove north of the border to a Canadian strip club that caters to couples. Darryl was well aware that I’ve had flings with women, so I knew he wouldn’t mind watching me receive a lap dance or two.

We sat at a small table with a gorgeous redhead and her date. The music was pretty loud, so we couldn’t talk much, but we could see that the guy was paying a lot more attention to the dancers than his date liked. He would howl and lick between his fingers when they walked by. Okay, so it was a strip club, but you can still have manners.

Despite the guy’s obnoxious attitude, Darryl and I were having a great time watching the women gyrate around the stage. I was getting especially horny watching a tall, olive-skinned female strip. When she stepped offstage I caught her attention and asked for a lap dance. I could tell from the grin on Darryl’s face that this was just fine with him.

The dancer had jet-black hair, light-brown eyes, and large firm tits. She draped them across my face as she straddled me, and I could taste her sweat on my lips. She didn’t waste any time, but unsnapped her panties and grabbed the back of my head, sinking her fingers into my blonde hair and pushing my face into her stomach, forcing my head down until my chin almost touched her silky bush. Darryl started kissing my ear as she turned around, bent over the table, and spread her cheeks wide enough for me to see her little ass hole and shaved pussy lips. She twisted and writhed, pushing her ass so close to my face I could feel her heat. I was so wet I just wanted to jam a finger in my pussy and a tongue in hers. The dancer was leaning over the table, wrapping her arms around the cute redhead, and that made my pussy so hot I wanted to tell Darryl just to fuck me right there so the redhead could watch.

When the dance ended, the redhead’s boyfriend kept hooting and slapping the table while she tried not to look like she was with him. He said something crude about going to the bathroom, grabbed his date’s tit, and waddled away. She watched him go, then turned to us with a half-smile. Darryl and I were ready to leave, but I felt that I should do something because she was in such a bad situation. It was then that I noticed her nipples were poking at her blouse; she was as turned on as we were. The three of us sat there, looking at one another, waiting for one of us to say what we were all thinking.

A few minutes later the three of us were running up the street to the hotel. In the elevator Darryl asked the redhead if the dancer had got her as horny as she’d got us. Still laughing, the girl said yes. Then she grabbed me and French-kissed me until the doors opened. Once we got to the room there was no talk about what we were going to do. Darryl playfully threw me onto the bed and said to our new friend, “I’m Darryl, and this is Diana.”

“I’m Helene,” she said, stepping out of her boots.

“Helene,” said Darryl, “keep kissing my bride-to-be while I get her out of these jeans.”

Helene leapt onto the bed and resumed our long, tongue-twisting kiss. Darryl had my belt open and my fly down. I hoisted up as he pulled my jeans down to my ankles; I was eager to be free of them. Helene’s hand quickly found its way into my panties as I tried to get her pants undone. She sat up for a second, whipped off her blouse, and freed her beautiful tits. Darryl was kneeling between my legs, hands on Helene’s waist, pulling down her pants and panties as far as he could with her still straddling me. I pulled her tits toward my face and starting sucking, reaching up between her legs to smear her hot pussy juice up and down her crotch.

I knew Darryl would be watching and I knew he’d be rock-hard. Then I felt the bed shift and his cock rub against my hand. I grabbed it and rubbed it against Helene’s wet cunt, and she moaned, grinding her hips into my hand. I wanted my man to fuck her and I wanted to watch. I twisted around on the bed so Helene and I were in a sixty-nine position. As I watched her ass coming down toward me I spread my legs open and her tongue slipped into my hole. I groaned and spread her lips with my fingers, licking her clit and opening her up for Darryl’s cock. I felt his cock against my lips and I sucked it, leaving it wet and slippery. I tilted my head and let it slide right from my mouth to the red bush above me. Watching that long, slick cock sliding into a pussy was so hot I started coming. Helene groaned into my cunt as Darryl’s cock slid in and out, grazing my lips with every stroke. I reached down and pushed Helene’s head hard against my cunt as I screamed and fucked her face, grinding my pelvis and smearing her lips with my cunt juice. Hearing my yell, Darryl began to tense up. I pulled her labia wide and wrapped my lips around his cock and her hole. When he came I could feel it pulsing down his shaft. I flicked my tongue around where his cock disappeared into Helene’s sweet pussy so that when he pulled out, a flood of his come dripped straight into my mouth.

Helene hadn’t come yet, so I pulled her pussy close and sucked her off until she was practically fucking my mouth with her desire. Darryl came around in front of me and started jerking off. There was no way I was going to hold back as Helene stuck three fingers in my cunt. As she finger-fucked my cunt, Darryl jerked himself harder and harder until he arched his back and with a groan shot his load all over my neck and tits. I smeared it around my nipples and wiped it on my cunt. Helene licked it off my fingers. Feeling her lips on my fingers was all I needed, and I exploded again.

I collapsed with a smile and looked at Darryl as he leaned against the headboard, panting. Helene said, “Is this what I think it is?” I turned around and saw her looking at the strap-on dildo, and knew it was going to be the best bachelor or bachelorette party anybody had ever had.