Until recently, my small dick has always been a hindrance.

Unfortunately, my dick is less than four inches long when erect, and though it’s fairly thick, that doesn’t do much to compensate for its length. While I never thought it would pay to be stingily endowed, I recently became involved in a very erotic situation — and I owe it all to my smaller-than-average wiener.

Strangely, it was my former secretary who got me involved in my recent exotic escapade. I’m a successful attorney in my early 40s, and I’ve been through more than my fair share of secretaries. I’m not very easy to work for, I suppose, and most of the women I hire usually don’t last more than a few months at most. Laura, however, was an exception to that rule. She was about five years younger than me, and she worked for me for about six years, until her mother became ill and she moved back home to be closer to her family.

We never dated or became intimate while she worked for me, but we were close enough that we became good friends. We would often go out for drinks together after work, and we shared intimate information about the people we were dating, often busting each other’s chops about whatever drama we were involved in. For example, for a short period of time while she worked for me, Laura was involved with a guy named Robert who had a bit of a gambling problem. There were times when he would actually lose the monthly rent payment for their apartment playing craps at the casinos. At one point, Laura actually started fucking her landlord to make up for the late and missing rent payments.

She didn’t actually mind, she said, because Robert wasn’t really the marrying type and her landlord was apparently a good lay, but she didn’t want anyone else to know. Laura was a real good-looking girl, though she was no supermodel. She was a bit overweight, what you might call “voluptuous.” She was probably five-foot-four and weighed about 175 pounds, a good portion of which came from her big, bobbling 38Ds. Although I had never seen her naked, when she heard once that I liked hairy pussies, she told me that she was, in fact, a “hairy Greek bitch” (her words).

One day, the conversation between us turned to penis size. She shared stories of some of her most prized bulls, as well as the boyfriends who came up a bit short in that department. She then turned the conversation on its head and asked me about my size. While I didn’t give her any specifics, I told her to think about it. I was slightly overweight and suffered from what I called the “Irish curse.” She laughed and that was that. After she moved away, we stayed in touch. I attended her wedding, and we kept in touch via email and the occasional lunch or telephone call when time permitted.

Recently, I got an email from Laura asking me to meet her at our friend Melinda’s house the following Saturday. I thought nothing of the request, and since I had no plans, I said I’d be there. When Saturday rolled around, I went about my weekend errands before heading over to Melinda’s at seven, as Laura had asked. Melinda is about 10 years older than me, and 15 years older than Laura, but she looks good for her age. She has silky black hair and a year-round tan. She also has a massive set of jugs. She was dressed relatively provocatively that night. As soon as Laura arrived, the three of us ordered dinner and shared a couple of bottles of wine.

Shortly after dinner, Laura finally confessed as to the reason for her invite. It turns out that her husband, George, was interested in having a threesome with another man. But, Laura said, there was a catch.

She told me, “My hubby has a four-inch pencil dick and thinks he’s much better hung than he is. He wants our partner to be someone smaller than him. I remembered what you told me about suffering from the “Irish curse,” and I need to know if it’s really true.” She paused for a moment to let that sink in, then continued. “If it’s true,” she said, “I need to know if you’d be interested in participating. And Melinda, well, she said she’d be happy to help me with my investigation.”

The next thing I knew, Melinda was standing on the couch, straddling my body, as she removed her clothes. As she did that, Laura started tugging at my jeans, unhooking them and pulling them down. She then pulled down my underwear, too. The excitement of the whole situation had me sporting wood in a hot second.

Laura told me, “I needed to make sure I measured you at your most erect so I could compare you to George. That’s why I asked Melinda to help. I remember your love of hairy pussies.”

With that, Melinda’s panties came off, and I saw her thick, black bush. If Melinda was in her early 50s, then she’d been growing her bush her entire life. It looked as if she’d never shaved or trimmed it once. It was fucking gorgeous! When you add that to her huge jugs and her deep tan, well, I was as hard as I was ever going to get. In fact, I was so aroused by the woman standing over me that I was actually on the verge of exploding. Melinda continued to tease me as Laura broke out an actual ruler and took my measurements, and once she had all the numbers she needed, she let Melinda do her thing. In a flash, Melinda was down on her knees and deep-throating my miniature dick. But Laura still wasn’t done.

“I now need to find out if you’d be interested in joining George and me,” she said as she stripped.

In a matter of moments, she was completely naked, and her tits were bobbing and bouncing all over in front of my face. When she leaned over so I could get a better look, I took one between my lips and began sucking her nipple like a newborn calf sucking at its mother’s teat. When she pulled her tit away from me, she moved closer so that her pussy was hovering an inch from my face. She was nearly as hairy as Melinda, and I turned my head to lick her.

“Well, well, well,” she whispered. “You’re quite the little pervert, aren’t you? I like that!” She then pulled back from me and asked, “So, what’s your answer?”

I told her that I was definitely interested in a threesome with her and her husband. “Do you think you can handle me saying some unkind things about your tallywhacker in order to fulfill my husband’s fantasy?” she asked.

I said I could, not bothering to mention that the thought of her belittling my cock was actually a huge turn-on.

“And you won’t be offended if George gets a few jabs in, too?”

I assured her I could handle it, and even confessed it would probably help my performance. With that, Laura climbed over me and sat her thick, hairy pussy right on my mouth, letting me lick her. As my tongue lapped up her hairy, dewy slit, I let loose a torrent of come down Melinda’s throat. What a night!

A week later, I was packing a bag so I could spend the weekend at Laura and George’s place. My dick had been hard all week as I thought about the event. I kept jerking off with images of Laura in my head; each time I fantasized about her, I thought about all the things she might say about my tiny dick. I came so much that week that you’d think I’d have run out of come, but I just kept finding myself newly aroused every few hours. That night, after a delicious dinner with my former secretary and her husband, we moved into the living room and Laura started undressing George and me.

She told us that whichever of us was better hung would get the first blowjob of the night. It was clear that George was in better shape than I. Additionally, Laura’s description of his package had been accurate. His dick was already hard and was nearly five inches long. She’d called it a “pencil dick,” but from what I saw, it wasn’t quite that thin. It wasn’t as thick as mine, for sure, but not as slim as I’d expected.

When I took my pants and underwear off a moment later, I could feel George’s eyes on me, checking out my goods. Once he saw that I was indeed smaller than him, his dick started bobbing up and down in excitement.

“It looks like we have a winner,” Laura said. “Now come here, baby.”

I sat back and watched as she went down on her husband, my cock getting harder by the second. Surprisingly, he didn’t last long, and within a minute of her taking him into her mouth, George shot his load down her throat. I hoped I would last a bit longer. I managed to hold out for five minutes, enough time for Laura to suck my prick, lick my balls and even stick her finger up my ass. That, in fact, is what set me off, and I finally sent my load spilling down her throat.

The rest of the weekend was spent in much the same fashion. Whether it was missionary position, reverse cowgirl, doggie or anal, George came a lot faster than I did, then I got to enjoy his sloppy seconds for as long as I could last. Granted, I wasn’t lasting too much longer than he was, but it was enough time to savor the feeling of fucking his wife’s come-filled pussy or ass. The only disappointment for me in all of it was that they hardly ever talked about the small size of my cock.

I guess George was so excited to get the threesome he’d wanted that he didn’t care anymore about my teeny weenie, because aside from one or two comments on the first night, no one mentioned how small I was, at least not in a negative fashion. I thought that would have turned me on more and made the experience more fun, but I probably would have come too quick then, and I did like getting to savor my friend’s sloppy holes. Near the end of the weekend, I finally got what I wanted when Laura proceeded to tell George and I about all the well-endowed lovers she’d had in the past. We both got so hard from listening to her stories that we each came the second Laura touched us.

George and I both enjoyed that part of the weekend so much I suggested that maybe Laura could find a big-dicked stud to take on while her husband and I watched. I don’t know if seeing that there were dicks smaller than his out there made him more confident or if the whole small-dick thing had been a ruse, but George was definitely as turned on by the prospect of watching his wife take on a guy with a massive prong as I was, and Laura immediately agreed to set it up for us.

I’m going back to their place in a few weeks for the big event. I know that even though Laura will love fucking a cock that can really fill her pussy up, she gets more than enough enjoyment from the tiny dicks in her life that no matter how good the guy is, he’ll never replace George or even me. Finally I’ve found a situation where having a small cock comes in handy!

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