02. 28, 2018
02. 25, 2018 by Penthouse Writer
02. 24, 2018 by Geoffrey S., Toledo, Ohio
I’m from suburban Ohio where typical teenage weekend activities include bonfires, smoking weed in the woods, and tipping over port-
02. 21, 2018 by Sarah Walker
On September 15, America lost one of its coolest men, Harry Dean Stanton.
There’s so much we loved about Stanton, the Kentucky-bo
02. 18, 2018 by Phil Hanrahan
The crazy yo-yo of NFL quarterbacking.
When you write a sports book about a team’s previous season, as I did in 2009, telling the
02. 14, 2018
Birds can be friend or foe.
On the friend side of the ledger, check out the short film Canuck (it’s on YouTube) about the guy in
02. 11, 2018 by Alan M. Dershowitz
Illegal underage drinking is fuelling many of the disputed sexual encounters that are roiling college campuses around the country.
02. 10, 2018 by Frank C., Bronx, New York
I’d been on two dates with Abby, but I still wasn’t sure if she was into me.
I’m a blue-collar guy from the Bronx and
02. 07, 2018
An enormous clotted mass of grease and garbage has been found in the sewers of London’s East End.
The “fatberg” is co
02. 04, 2018 by Joe Derosa
One comedian’s arguments against what
we were taught to believe.
Happy New Year, everybody. Hope it’s a good one for you. It
02. 02, 2018 by Zachary Lipez
A Celebration of Not-Quite-As-Famous-As-Winston-Churchill Problem Drinkers.
Wintson Churchill’s massive consumption of alcohol is
02. 01, 2018 by Chris Collingwood
The Replacements were loud, brilliant, and drunk.
I was nineteen when the Minneapolis band the Replacements were at their modest peak. I
01. 31, 2018
Rebound from your holiday gaming binge with these essential expansions.
Fall brought its usual bounty of blockbuster games that you s
01. 28, 2018 by Joe Derosa
Our monthly search for stuff that won’t dent your IQ.
Booze has occupied a top shelf in literature since the time of the Greeks. Al
01. 27, 2018 by Gene L., Saint Paul, Minnesota
My wife and I travelled to Paris for our anniversary and decided to go to a sex club while we were there.
It had been over twelve years
01. 24, 2018
When humans drive cars, we can choose our reactions to certain dangers while on the road. But what does a driverless car do?
01. 21, 2018 by Matt Gallagher
The idea of perpetual conflict is nothing new. But the reality of it is here. And it’s not leaving anytime soon.
The first time I hea
01. 17, 2018 by Michael Hingston
When you get right down to it, most of history is weird.
That’s why writing a column like this one is a pretty plum gig. No matte
01. 14, 2018 by Jenny Nordbak
I was being punished.
Usually, in my line of work, that meant I was bent over something having my ass beaten with a leather implement,
01. 13, 2018 by Morganne K., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
My sex life with my husband has always been fantastic — it’s one of the reasons I married him.
His dick is utter perfection
01. 10, 2018 by Penthouse Writer
WHERE’S his ceiling? How high can he go? What’s next?
These are the questions people in and out of basketball are asking ab
01. 07, 2018
A few years back, during the height of the barefoot running trend, you could see joggers with no shoes on their feet coming down the side
01. 03, 2018
Roman emperor Caligula, as you’ve probably heard, was no angel.
He had a brand and that brand was excess, power, cruelty, megalom
01. 02, 2018
Similar to Cognac in that it’s made from grape spirit, Armagnac is brandy’s dodgy uncle, who always shows up late
01. 01, 2018 by Leah McSweeney
“Brush your teeth, shower, wear something non-douchey, and be yourself.”
Rebound With Care
Hi Leah. Several weeks ago I end