Dec. 03 , 2016 by D.D., Kirkland, WA
Last fall I worked my ass off at a Christmas tree farm in Washington state.
From sunup to sundown, I chopped and wrapped trees until
Nov. 26 , 2016 by D.L., Dublin, OH
It was Thanksgiving break and I pulled into the station after a seven-hour bus ride home.
I got picked up at the station by my mom, w
Nov. 19 , 2016 by Dylan, New York City
No one has ever called me a pretty boy, but I’m no slouch in the pussy department.
I’m an aspiring MMA fighter (my ears a
Nov. 12 , 2016 by Denny B. Tuscaloosa, AL
Like most people, my freshman year in college was a blend of wonderful, awkward, and horrifying.
I was experiencing a transition, she
Nov. 05 , 2016 by B. Pertman, Council Bluffs, IA
My younger brother got married a few months ago.
I was his best man, so his bride (my future sister-in-law) had given me very specifi
Oct. 29 , 2016 by Working Actor, Hollywood, CA
It was a warm Friday night in the Hamptons, and my buddies bailed on me half an hour before we were supposed to meet.
So, I figured, fu
Oct. 22 , 2016 by M.F., Albuquerque, NM
I’m a physicist at a university lab in New Mexico, and the back porches of some of the students here are like hemispheric works of
Oct. 15 , 2016 by Deon T., Kansas City, MO
LAST summer, I took my family on a road trip across the country. We did a loop around 18 states and stopped at many cool, unknown places
Oct. 08 , 2016 by Jeremy G. College Park, MD
The Best of the Worst from Penthouse Letters
I went to Cancún for spring break during my senior year of college. I was paranoid abou
Oct. 01 , 2016 by Little Sister, Phoenix, AZ
I fucking hate Halloween.
It’s amateur night for people too ashamed to dress sexy any other time of the year. Sexy nurse. Sexy
Sep. 24 , 2016 by Stephen K., Los Angeles, CA
I work in the marketing department for a Los Angeles-based streetwear clothing brand.
What’s cool is that the company is always
Sep. 21 , 2016 by Forum Editors
Charlotte has been waiting for this moment her entire life.
Downstairs the guests are gathering, but here in the bridal suite she&rs
Sep. 17 , 2016 by Ray L. Seattle, WA
I didn’t realize until recently that going to a wedding without a date could be AWESOME.
I love weddings. I love wedding food.
Sep. 10 , 2016 by By A.K., San Jose, CA
I just returned from a business trip to Los Angeles that I’ll never forget.
I’m a software developer and I work for a st
Sep. 03 , 2016 by Kevin J. Middletown, NJ
“What a pleasure,” I said. Natalie looked good, just a little bit tumbling out of her dress, the goods on display, but I was
Aug. 27 , 2016 by L.W. Oakland, California
My wife Nikki gets a total rush from dressing provocatively.
She loves showing off her assets and goes crazy when guys show their en
Aug. 20 , 2016 by W.P. Calgary, Ontario
Two weeks ago my wife Candice and I had a birthday get-together for our friend Iggy, who got divorced last year and had been in kind of
Aug. 13 , 2016 by Anonymous
Being out in the hot, sticky weather all day, I decided I wanted to take a nice relaxing shower and wash away all the sweat covering my b
Aug. 06 , 2016 by Steve aka Not Pretty in New York City
It was a fairly boring party.
I drifted in and out of about a half-dozen conversations: shit I’ve heard before and shit I will undo
Jul. 30 , 2016 by C.Y., Biloxi, MS
As I approached 40, I would fantasize about having sex with just about every young woman I saw.
Don’t get me wrong — I am a hap
Jul. 23 , 2016 by Forum Editors
He was a virgin, she was a slut. A match made in heaven.
I am married to a very loving and understanding husband who does not mind in