My wife, Kathy, and I work during the week, so weekends are usually spent running errands, shopping for groceries and paying bills. One particular weekend while we were running from store to store I had to stop for gas. Kathy waited in the car while I went inside to pay. At the register, I noticed that the new Penthouse Letters had arrived. I bought a copy and, as I waited for my change, thumbed through the pages, looking at the models. Suddenly I spotted a model that closely resembled my wife. I immediately got an erection. Luckily the attendant gave me a brown paper bag, which I quickly put in front of me. It hid my erection as I headed back to the car.

My wife saw something was wrong when I got in the car still holding the bag in front of me. “You look like you’ve seen a ghost,” she said jokingly. I... Read More