Roommate Wanted: Must be available for world-class orgasms brought on by vibrators, nipple clamps, blindfolds and more.

Sunny, two-bedroom apartment with view of the mountains. Access to sauna, hot tub, communal pool. Split electric/heating bills. Shared kitchen. Private bathroom.

I tried to think of everything I ought to put into the ad. My beloved roommate, Tom, was moving out, and I needed to bring in someone to cover the rent. I stared at the screen despondently. I didn’t want Tom to move. We’d been close friends since college, and we got along together better than anyone I’d ever lived with. I was trying my best to put a happy spin on the ad, but I kept running into a creative wall.

Tom walked into my bedroom in his favorite blue football jersey and old jeans. He’d just... Read More