I’m not one of those guys who considers himself to be a sexual dynamo.

The mere fact that I use the term “sexual dynamo” should be a dead giveaway. But just because I’m not smooth with the ladies doesn’t mean I don’t think about sex, like, all the time. In fact, I think that guys like me have it pretty bad: We’re always thinking about sex, but are unable to go out and have sex. It’s an itch that rarely gets scratched.

So, like most of us (I think), I get by on a steady diet of free internet porn. Free internet porn is weird. When I was a newbie, I would just click on one of the “recommended videos.” Then I got a little experimental with the categories. (Did you know that “mousy introspective nerd girl, glasses, banana tits, blowjob”... Read More