When I tell people I’m a videogame tester, they always say that I have every adolescent boy’s dream job.

But there’s more to quality-assurance testing than just playing games. I’ve even had some crazy sex-on-the-job experiences that have surpassed my fantasies — and I have a pretty out-there fantasy life!

The first thing I should say is, yes, I am a geek. Getting girls has never been much of a problem, though, and not just gamer girls, but certified hotties. I think it has to do with the fact that I own my nerdiness and treat every woman I meet like gold.

When I got hired for my first QA job, my boss was this sexy fortysomething, a very serious type. She was incredibly demanding, and when we missed bugs in the games, she would go ballistic. She always wore very short... Read More