It’s been three years now that Nan and I have gotten away with our meetings.

We had some very close calls, but I guess that makes it more exciting. I met Nan through her friend that I had been fucking. What a difference between the two! We’ve done things in places that long-married couples never do.

Nan is a small-town woman, so she was pretty excited over the fancy bar I met her in. My roommate was playing gin, so the room was free, and at 130 bucks a night, I wanted to get my money’s worth.

One of the more exciting nights took place at one of our conventions. We had nothing to do that second night but drink with the other salesmen, so I gave Nan a call and, to my surprise, she said she’d be right over.

I mean, it was a 70-mile drive. We had a few drinks, then headed... Read More