Carrie and I were at the new teachers’ meet and mingle. I was a new teacher. So was my wife. Some of the PTA leaders were also there — including Laurel and John. We’d heard rumors they were into swinging. And given we were new to the area, our ears had perked up.

“Oh, he’s hot,” Carrie said, grabbing my arm.

“She’s not too shabby either,” I teased. “Taller than you. An Amazon.”

“If you’re trying to make me jealous, it’s not working. She’s stunning. I’d do her.”

“Maybe next time,” I said.

I caught John’s attention and waved. They came over, grabbing drinks on the way.

We did introductions all around, and then chatted about the upcoming school year. Carrie... Read More