When she couldn’t rouse any interest from her bored husband, she turned to a young neighbor who knew just how to treat her

Let me tell you, no matter what some people might say, when a woman hits 50 it’s a traumatizing thing. My way of dealing with it was deciding that if I couldn’t be younger, at least I could look the part. I got a bit of cosmetic work done, and when it came to my breasts, I not only got them firmed up but went the whole nine yards and made them bigger as well.

I was delighted with the results. You’d think my husband would feel the same way after seeing the same thing for 25 years, but instead it was the exact opposite, with him moaning about how expensive it was for me to go through my mid-life crisis. His response to my wanting his attention was to hang out with his... Read More