I don’t know if you heard of this guy who was nearly elected president, but he almost fucked things up for me and my girlfriend.

“Do all guys talk like that in locker rooms?” she asked, referring to the boasts made by a vaguely-upright orangutan who said that women would let you get away with all kinds of things as long as you were famous. “Do all men want to just kiss women without them letting you?”

The worst time to get into an argument with Amanda is when she’s sitting on the kitchen counter, legs spread, naked and wet from the shower. It’s the place where we first had sex, back when I was just her roommate and she didn’t think I was home. Yeah, she was naked and I walked into the kitchen and immediately popped a boner through my pajama bottoms. There was... Read More