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  • A Penthouse Letter by Maya Donaldson

A cold oven leads to a toasty-hot bottom when this careless caterer is taught a lesson in proper preparation.

It was the worst possible thing to have happen. I reached in my hand to make sure the oven was heating up, only to discover that the interior was stone-cold. I’d never cooked in this kitchen before, and panic settled over me in an icy wave. Five apple pies sat innocently on the countertop, waiting to be baked for the rehearsal dinner. Now, I had no oven to cook in. I didn’t want to freak out the bride. I’d offered to cater the event as a gift. The hall supposedly had come with a working oven — and now I was out of luck. When Mark — a local artist who I’d known for years — walked through the kitchen, he must have seen the look of horror on my face. His first words were, “How can I... Read more...

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