I became a car salesman after college, hoping to make enough money to pay off my student loans.
I never thought of being a car salesman as a “sexy” job — in fact, most people think we’re total scumbags — but my years working at a dealership led to some of the hottest sex of my life.
My first month on the job, I spent a good deal of time walking the lot and waiting for customers. Since I was a “green pea” — the veteran guys’ term for newbies — I was always last in line for customers, which meant I mostly stood around doing a whole lot of nothing. One afternoon, a guy pulled up in a convertible with the music blasting, his girlfriend in the passenger seat. “You’re up!” one of the vets told me, giving me a hard slap on the shoulder. I... Read More