In preparation for her final exam in nursing school, my wife had to learn to give a patient a complete physical. She'd been studying nonstop.

A few days before the exam she asked me to help her by being her “patient.”

First she checked my head, looking into my eyes and ears. She had me move my tongue around — up and down, side to side, and in circles.Next she asked me to remove my shirt so she could check my heart and other internal organs. I lay down on the bed, and she leaned over me with the stethoscope, which she had thoughtfully warmed by rubbing it between her hands. She gently probed my stomach and abdomen, feeling for the spleen. I enjoyed her warm hands on my chest and looked longingly at the breasts that showed through her white turtleneck.

For the next part of the exam she... Read More