I’ve always said life is full of surprises — but so is my girlfriend, Sonia.

A vivacious blonde with an upbeat personality and a hot body, she always finds little ways to thrill me, like getting us ringside seats for my favorite basketball team or leaving flirty notes in the last places I’d ever think to look. However, the thing that astonishes me most is her boundless creativity regarding oral sex.

One time, she called me at my office early in the day to invite me for a picnic. It was one of those unexpectedly warm fall days, and I liked the idea of getting out of the building for a while. However, I told her that I didn’t think I’d have enough time during my lunch break to get to the park, eat and return. “Tell your boss you’re sick,” she insisted.... Read More