My wife and I had just celebrated our 20th anniversary and needed to get away for a week —

for relief from job stress and from the horrible Midwest winter.

We were empty nesters now that our daughter had started college, meaning we were finally able to travel! So we booked a week at a resort in the Caribbean. Then we came up against our age-old disagreement. I always say I wish that Nell wouldn’t dress so conservatively, and she says it’s not conservative, it’s just adult, and if I can’t get over my adolescent fantasies on my own, I should seek professional help.

Be that as it may, I had bought Nell some sexy outfits that I hoped she’d wear, but for the first few days I had no luck. Once I backed off, though, she said there was a yellow sundress I’d bought... Read More