My life is boring, and I wasn’t sexually adventurous even before I got married. Marriage completely ended my sex life, as it is wont to do, and when I got divorced at 54, I didn’t expect any sexual miracles to come my way.

I recently attended a phlebotomy conference. Phlebotomy is basically the practice of drawing blood for medical reasons. It’s my job, to be clear, not just a weird hobby. These conferences aren’t particularly exciting, but it’s good to see colleagues.

We were stationed at a hotel, per usual, but something extremely exciting and unexpected happened: Another convention was also using the hotel. A BDSM convention.

The first hint was the leather. The next was the black latex. Then I got lost and ended up at the wrong conference room, only to witness a man getting... Read More