I’m a physicist at a university lab in New Mexico, and the back porches of some of the students here are like hemispheric works of art and science.

Red beans and rice didn’t miss them. I like their buoyancy and resistance to impact. I like the way they pop like twin moons over the horizon of the denim shorts they’re shimmying out of.

And while it gives me great satisfaction to pull out of a perfectly shaved, uplifted pussy and blow my load on the taut, smooth, flexed ass of a woman who dutifully rides her bike to school, I never once thought, Hey, why don’t I fuck her in the ass? Because even when I’d hit that spot by mistake in the past, both my partner and I would jump away like a cat from a full bathtub. Then I met Angela.

Angela is a 26-year-old postdoc student from... Read More