Business trips, like the one I was on, are the kind of assignment everyone hopes to land. My enviable duty this time was a conference held in a tropical clime. It was spring, so the savage humidity hadn’t yet arrived. There were exotic beaches, clear skies and horny execs from all over converging on the island paradise.

Before I embarked, my colleague Doris had assured me, “You’ll have a great time. Those bros in suits love to party. And if you don’t want one of them, there’s lots of local cock.” Her eyes glittered with naughty nostalgia. She’d gone to the conference the year before.

I knew I was lucky to have been chosen for the opportunity, as young as I was. But I was determined to properly represent my firm at the gathering. Maybe I took it a little too seriously.... Read More