Two maintenance guys were recently in the office breakroom to replace a lighting fixture. As they worked, one talked way too loud about the blowjob he’d received the night before. Apparently, it was the first he’d gotten from his current girlfriend. It also, apparently, was amazing.

I made a cup of coffee, trying not to listen to the bawdy exchange. Trying to focus on the 50 things I had to get done. But I heard every word.

“She did this thing where she pushed her mouth allllllll the way down, my friend. Like her lips were pressed against my pubes. I couldn’t believe it,” the guy said.

My Carrie could do that, my brain reminded me. My wife could give a mean blowjob.

I pulled out my phone and texted her: “Thinking of you.”

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