Because no one knows a high-maintenance like a high maintenance bitch.

Every woman has a high-maintenance bitch inside her. This isn’t a bad thing. It’s what gives us our competitive edge and extremely soft skin. Have you ever noticed that the bigger the bitch, the softer the skin?

Dermatologists will tell us girls that we need to exfoliate, rinse, tone, and cleanse our face like it’s a laundry cycle, when really all it takes is embracing a bratty attitude every now and then.

You see, low-maintenance women are all about what you want, not what they want. Low-maintenance women internalize their feelings, and these feelings have nowhere to escape so they get clogged up in the pores, leaving the skin oily and rough. High-maintenance women make sure they get their way,... Read More