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Ask Faber Nov. 2017

Ask Faber Nov. 2017

  • A Penthouse Letter by Steve Faber

Girls are taught the ancient Wiccan code: “If one shall pee, so shall three.”

Mark G. presents us with this riddle:
I consider myself a well-educated man, sophis-ticated, with a PhD in literature, yet I still can’t wrap my head around the following. Why, when my girlfriend and I are at dinner with two other couples (or even one other couple), and my girlfriend or one of the other women have to pee, THEY ALL GET UP TO PEE TOGETHER? Reason? Help!

Calm down, Mark. You’re dealing with a conundrum that has plagued the male of our species since our primordial days.

Archaeologists recently discovered the remains of a bison hunt. They were able to establish that three men feasted on said bison in one cave, while three females in an adjacent cave made use... Read More

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