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I once found myself living in Cincinnati for nine months with nothing to do but drink, take drugs, have sex, and look for adventure. I was an anorexic 135 pounds when I arrived; less than a year later I was a bloated 225. The bar next to my apartment building was called Fries (pronounced “Freeze,” although no one could explain to me why), and on my first night in town a woman I took home from Fries stole my brand-new microwave as some sort of sexual consolation prize. The next night I saw her and asked, “Why did you steal my microwave?” “I needed a microwave,” she said. Fair enough. With that we both retreated to my apartment again. The next morning my TV was gone.

At some point during my time in Ohio, someone at Fries told me about a bar called the Yellow... Read More