1 — Fifty Shades of Grey Line $20 to $99
For the past 25 years I’ve been pouring bleach on colored clothing and purposely destroying some of my family’s favorite garments, all in a diabolical plot to avoid being asked to ever do laundry. I am inherently lazy. Not for all things, mind you, just peasant work. My philosophy has always been if I do a task so indisputably awful, no one will ever ask me to do it again. And it’s worked. In my 40 years on this planet I have probably only done laundry four times, for four different people, and they quickly learned I’m a lost cause and not to bother. 

“Do you want me to teach you?” my wife asked when we first got together. I knew she was The One so I let her in on my secret, to which she responded, “Now that you’ve told... Read More