I think back fondly of Sally, one of my college girlfriends.

She wasn’t beautiful by any means, but she was a lively girl and she loved sex. And the tales she told me about her erotic escapades before we met were unbelievable. I was thinking the two of us were “meant to be.”

When Sally first got to college she planned to save herself for the man she married, but she found a serious boyfriend almost right away. Every time they saw each other they made out like crazy, but didn’t go all the way. Finally she got tired of giving blowjobs and decided to give herself up. But the sex wasn’t all that great (at least she didn’t get pregnant), and after a while they broke up.

After that, Sally decided she’d better go on the Pill. When she went home for summer break, she went to her family doctor, whose wife happened to be his nurse. Since the nurse knew she was going to be on the Pill, she tried to set Sally up on a date with her son. (Nice to have your own mom for a pimp, I suppose.) Reluctantly, Sally agreed to the date, but it was a disaster — the guy wound up leaving her at a dance club. So she hooked up with a guy from the nearby military base.

They got pretty hot and heavy on the dance floor, with the guy grabbing her ass and her rubbing his dick. Finally she remembered that she had to get home before curfew. So the guy drove her, and when he parked the car in front of her parents’ house, things got pretty hot again. She ended up fucking him in the front seat while her parents were waiting for her inside!

It gets better. During Sally’s sophomore year — the year before I met her — she got the hots for one of my frat brothers. The guy was a real jerk, and besides he didn’t want anything to do with her. But she wanted him so bad that she put up with all his shit. One day they were at his place making out, but the guy was really trying to get her to leave. Finally he tells her she can stay if she lets him fuck her. The problem was that she’d gone off the Pill, since she hadn’t been having sex for a while. So she became very resourceful.

She figured that if she gave him a blowjob first and then fucked him, his sperm count would be lower and she’d have less of a chance to get pregnant. How many women would think of using a blowjob as a form of birth control? That was my Sally.

Just a few weeks after I met Sally, I learned from another of my frat brothers that she’d given him a blowjob a couple of months before. Actually, it turned out that she’d sucked off quite a few guys. The thing is, she didn’t consider a blowjob to be a sign of a serious relationship. I guess it was more like test-driving a car. She’d go out with a guy and they would make out, but most of the time she didn’t really want to fuck him so she’d say, “How about if I just suck your dick?”

When we started dating it was great, because when you’re in college you can never get enough. One time we were out on a hike in the woods and we both got the urge, so we started going at it right then and there. But just as I was about to shoot inside her, she stopped me, saying, “Don’t come inside me. You don’t have a condom, and I didn’t put the diaphragm in.”

Backing up here, Sally believed that the guy should pay for the birth control. She used to say, “You want to fuck me, you pay for the pills.” Well, a struggling college kid like me couldn’t afford to pay for the Pill. Plus, I didn’t want her fucking other guys on my dime! So I opted to buy her a diaphragm — and I held on to it. But right then I didn’t have the diaphragm with me — and we didn’t have time for the blowjob birth-control method.

The solution? I just bent Sally over and then slowly inserted my eight inches in her ass! It was way tighter than her pussy, and I came in no time.

Sally and I parted ways after college — she was definitely not the type you bring home to Mom. I don’t doubt that she’s working now at some strip joint or escort service somewhere. But what the hell, it was great while it lasted. I’ll never forget it.

— E.L., Houston, Texas