Recently I used the worst pickup line — and got the greatest results.

I was on a Canadian ski weekend with friends, hanging out at my favorite bar, when the most beautiful woman with the greatest-looking ass walked by. She was wearing tight black spandex pants with a zipper down the back. I imagined a red thong underneath, and I walked over to her table to find out if I was right. She was with two friends. I leaned toward her and asked what color panties she was wearing.

With a sexy smile she told me that she was going “commando,” which, she explained, meant pantyless. That was way more exciting than a red thong any day. I asked her to dance. We danced together the entire night, but I was unable to convince her to come home with me.

Finally she suggested that I stay in her room. I wasn’t about to refuse her hospitality, so we went back to her place, where she proved she truly was going “commando.” She stretched out on the bed and beckoned me to approach. What a beautiful sight. She had a petite body, nice breasts, and a trimmed pussy. I stripped down to my now fully erect cock and practically ran to the bed to stretch out alongside her fantastic torso.

We started with some slow tongue kissing and exploring each other’s body with our hands. I slowly kissed my way down her neck to her breasts, where I sucked and lightly nibbled her erect nipples. She was moaning with anticipation, and her hips began undulating from inattention. I worked my way down her flat stomach to her snatch. She was already wet with desire. When I parted her pussy lips slightly, her juices ran out and down to her ass. I was dying to taste her exquisite cunt, but started by nuzzling her inner thighs.

“Her beautiful brown eyes said she needed me deep inside her.”

Then I licked her clit, using my tongue to part her beautiful nether lips. Slowly, I pushed my tongue up into her wetness, pressing my mouth to her succulent pussy. She tasted so sweet; it was the most incredible nectar I had ever sampled.

I then gave my full attention to her clit. I wanted to make her come for me. As she got closer to orgasm, her body quivered, and she began to moan louder. I was licking faster now, and she said she was going to come. I looked up, and she was biting her lower lip with a look of pleasure on her face. As she came, her whole body started to tremble. I was totally turned on because I could feel her coming. I savored her love juices and kept licking as she came on my tongue.

When she looked down at me with

her beautiful brown eyes that said she needed me deep inside her, I couldn’t move fast enough. My cock was throbbing and ready for action. She guided me inside her tightness, and I savored the feeling of slowly entering her body. I could feel her warmth envelop my eager cock. After a few strokes I was deep within her love hole. With gasps of pleasure she wrapped her legs around my hips. I was thrusting deep inside her and pulling nearly all the way out. I could look down and watch my hard, throbbing cock enter that wet bush. I started moving faster and thrusting deeper and deeper. I was keeping time with her moans, and we had both begun to work up a sweat.

I knew I wouldn’t last much longer, so I pulled out, much to her dismay, and told her I wanted to take her from behind. She rolled over, and I hoisted her up on all fours. As I started to slide into her, she backed her pussy all the way onto my rigid shaft. I grabbed her hips, taking the hint, and started to slam my cock home. My balls were slapping up against her ass, moving faster as the excitement continued to build.

When I started to get that tingling sensation in my nuts, I knew that I was close to the edge. I was moaning right along with her, and cried out that I was going to come. She pulled off me, turned around, and said she wanted to taste all of me. She took my throbbing member in her warm mouth and began sucking wildly while jerking me off with her skillful hands. I couldn’t stand it a moment longer and let loose a load that racked my entire body. She greedily swallowed every drop and continued to suck on the sensitive tip

We fell asleep in each other’s arms until morning, when it started all over again in the shower. We fucked all day long. Actually, we fucked into the next day too. My pals thought I had died, but I was sure I had gone to heaven. Just remember: everything tastes better in Canada.