Never in a million years did I think DeDe would react the way she did. But I sparked something the second I uttered: “Look at the tail on her.”

We were at a casual work party, and my boss’s wife came out poolside in a one-piece that might as well have been a no-piece. The bottom was so high-cut — what’s known as a French cut, DeDe informed me — that it showed off most of her fine ass.

As the woman sauntered by, I whispered my observation under my breath, so low only my wife could hear me.

For some reason, my remark struck DeDe as funny. She giggled and whispered, “What kind of tail? Horse? Skunk? Squirrel? Rabbit?”

I rolled my eyes, swallowed a laugh, and patted her on her rump good-naturedly.

I had no idea what I was in for, but I’m so glad I got it.

A few days later, I got a text from DeDe. It was a close-up picture of a bright pink bunny-like tail protruding from her ass, which was captioned: “Look at the tail on her.” I knew it was my kinky honey because I recognized the tiny teardrop-shaped mole on her butt cheek.

“You’re killing me,” I texted back.

“Hurry home. Your bunny is horny,” she replied.

My dick turned to stone.

Making it through the rest of the day was a struggle. It’s hard to work when all you can think about is the butt plug nestled in your wife’s ass with a fluffy tail attached to it. When I finally clocked out, I had to sit in the car to get myself under control before hitting the road.

“I’m coming,” I texted her. Then I laughed at my prophetic choice of words.

My phone buzzed when it received her cheeky response: “You better not be yet, but soon you will be.”

After parking the car in the driveway, I practically ran to the house. I didn’t even get my key in the lock because my wife swept open the door and peeked out from behind it as she said, “Hey, there. Wanna fuck?”

I pushed inside and slammed the door shut behind me. I grabbed her around the waist. She wore a black tank top, the tail and nothing else. Her black bobbed hair swung along her lovely jawline as I manhandled her and then kissed her roughly.

“You drive me crazy,” I said.

I pushed my hand between her legs and slid my fingers up her inner thigh. She shivered and sighed.

“You’re making my tail twitch,” she teased.

I pushed my fingers into her drenched cunt. She was so wet. That told me she’d spent many hours thinking about us fucking — and waiting for the moment we would.

My cock ached in my pants. She must have sensed my horny desperation because she reached down to stroke the hard length of my erection.

I thrust up into her pussy, feeling the drag of the butt plug in her ass against my knuckles as they rubbed up against her inner wall.

The feeling of being full in both holes made DeDe hot. She really gets off on being stuffed to capacity — the heady sensation of having something nestled in her ass while something else is probing her pussy.

But in that moment, she sighed softly and pulled back from my fingers. Right there in the foyer, she dropped to her knees and worked my cock free of my pants. She pulled out my rod and gave it a few vigorous strokes. Her mouth followed her lips as she drove them down my dick. Her hot, wet tongue skidded along my shaft, and I felt my body buck from the pleasurable rush that caused. She eased back to let her tongue tour my cockhead, and she left a trail of spit on my overheated skin.

“Don’t you come,” she ordered. “Not yet. This is just an appetizer. I want you to fuck my pussy.” She pushed her mouth back down my length until her red lips pressed against my pubic hair. As she withdrew, she sucked in a breath and then said, “And then you’ll fuck my ass.”

I felt my dick jerk when she uttered those words. I wanted to do both of those things — and more. Then start all over again. Even after so many years together, fucking DeDe was still exciting.

She labored before me, her hands clutching my thighs as she sucked me off. I found myself thrusting against her and reached out to hold her head.

Apparently, that was a signal. She pushed away from me, looked me in the eye and said laughingly, “Oh, no. If I let you get in your groove, you’re going to fill my mouth with come, and we’ll be done. You don’t want to be done, do you?”

Breathless and horny, I shook my head.

She pulled her black tank down, so her breasts popped free. They were petite and perfect, tipped with rosy nipples that were like small, hard candies.

I held my hand out to her, and she took it daintily as she rose from the floor. I scooped her up and tossed her over my shoulder, and she let out a little squeal. I carried her to our room and gently deposited her onto the queen-size bed. She got on her hands and knees and wagged her fluffy pink tail as she said, “Fuck me, baby.”

I quickly ditched my clothes and got on the bed behind her. I touched her tail, stroking the soft faux fur and watching it bob with the restless movements of her body. Then I plunged my cock into her pussy. She was so tight, and having the butt plug in place only made her tighter. I had to force myself to slow down and find an easier pace. I grabbed her pink tail and squeezed it as I pushed deeper into her tight cunt.

“Fuck yes! Just like that. Do me!” DeDe demanded.

A helpless groan slipped from my lips. I feared if she kept up her dirty chatter, our adventure would end far too soon.

I gave her ass a swat and watched her cheek jiggle appealingly. I reached beneath her and found her mound. I cupped it tenderly as I fucked her. I felt her relax a bit, so I smacked her slit. She bucked and shouted, so I smacked her again and again, feeling her cunt contract on me each time. Her body was quivering like she was on the verge of climaxing. I focused on her pleasure to help me control my own want and need to come. She hung her head as I continued to slap her pussy and fuck her snatch.

My wife drove her body back to take me and then on the hardest smack yet, she came. Her quivering cunt rippled around me, torturing me with its clutching, velvety heat.

I did my best to hold on because we were poised to kick off the grand finale. The tail would come out, and my cock would go in.

“Do you want it?” I asked as she still shuddered from the force of her orgasm.

“I do. Fuck yes, I do.”

“Say it.”

“I want you to fuck my ass, baby. Take out the plug, and bury your dick in my behind.”

I grunted with pleasure — and not just from the feeling of her cunt wrapped around my meat. Her words and her desire had me all fired up.

I carefully tugged on her tail. Gripping the soft pink fur and the base of its attached plug, I pulled on the toy insistently. I removed it completely as she gasped and bucked. After depositing it on the bedside table, I pushed two fingers into her open ass. She felt loose and ready. She mewled and pushed back to drive herself onto my digits.

“Take me,” she said, her voice needy. “Take me now.”

I pulled my fingers free of her and placed the tip of my cock against her back hole. I breached her slowly, putting in just the tip at first. She moaned and tried to push back against me, but I didn’t let her. Using my hands, I pushed slightly against her ass to keep her from rearing back. She groaned with frustration and desire.

I advanced another inch, and her slick heat encompassed me. But then I retreated just slightly, before repeating the process. Every withdrawal beckoned me to thrust deep again. Every thrust inspired me to let go and come. But I didn’t want it to end too quickly, so I did my best to hold on.

“Is this good, my dirty little bunny? Is this what you wanted?”

She shivered, letting out sounds that told me without a doubt how utterly horny and desperate she was to have me fill her ass with my jizz.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” she chanted. “Fuck me. Fuck my ass.”

I grabbed her hips and held on. The teasing and the slow-motion fuck were done. I found the perfect pace and just took her. The way she liked. The way that always excited her.

I held her tight as I surrendered to all of the wondrous sensations consuming me. I erupted with a gruff cry, filling her ass with my load.

After a moment, she fell away from me and rolled onto her side, panting gently.

I positioned her on her back and spread her legs, settling between them as I buried my face at the crux of her thighs. I lapped at the wet folds of her pussy, making her whimper and squirm. I pressed my hands to the tops of her thighs to hold her steady.

Her pussy was flushed, swollen and so sensitive that when I pulled back and blew on her clit, she bucked a little. She laughed and jokingly accused me of being a mean tease. In response, I simply spread her outer lips with my fingers and flicked at her clit as she gasped and groaned. There was something so fucking hot about her inability to stay calm and composed. I went at her in earnest, lapping at her clit and driving my tongue into her wet hole. Her back arched as she panted and cursed softly. I licked her clit until she shivered uncontrollably. Next, I latched onto her clit, sucking that tiny knot of flesh. That was her undoing. Her orgasm hit, and her body went taut, but I didn’t stop licking until her last spasm had passed.