The latest concoctions in weed-infused refreshments.
Legal Sparkling Tonics by Mirth Provisions — $10-$25 per bottle
Monti IPA Beer Glass by Semp — $55 (two-pack)
Legal tonics are not for kids. First, they are full of THC. Second, they are made from all-natural grown-up flavors like lemon, ginger, mint, pomegranate, and real cranberry juice (the heavy-duty natural kind). Using a CO2 extraction process, Mirth only works with the best plants to provide a consistent high with every product. All flavors come in 20mg, 40mg, or 100mg bottles, and there’s a dosage meter on the side of each one.
mirthprovisions.com / sempli.com
Sparkling Cannabis Water by Keef — $8 per bottle
Lightly flavored and sugar-free, these naturally flavored sparkling-water drinks are the perfect alternative to booze or sugary cannabis edibles. We don’t know a single pot-smoking woman who’d say no to this zero-calorie beverage, which comes in blood orange and lemon. And at 10mg per bottle, she won’t be talking drivel.
keefbrands.com
CDB Hemp Sodas by Cannabinoid Creations — $28 (four-pack)
Anyone in the cannabis industry will swear up and down how amazing CBD is. Their drum-beating may be annoying as shit, but they aren’t lying. CBD — the non-psychoactive cannabinoid — is the true magic of the cannabis plant, providing pain relief, cerebral stimulation, and relaxation, not to mention being cancer-fighting. Both THC and CBD work best together (it’s called “the entourage effect”), but when extracted using CO2, CBD solo can fill your body with goodness. Plus, it’s approved to ship nationwide. The company went wild on their soda flavors — Cartoon Cereal Crunch and High Tide HoneyDew Melon anyone? — but we love their classic Ginger Ale.
cannabinoidcreations.com
Low-Caf Organic Evening Green Tea or Yunnan Black Tea by Vipova — $6 for a box of 16 teabags
When we Googled “Is tea feminine?” it led to a slew of message boards where faceless avatars debated whether or not drinking tea was just for the ladies. We quickly gave up on the question because it was dumb and we wanted some tea. The Green Tea packs 50mg of Scandinavian full-spectrum hemp oil and has no dirty weed aftertaste.
vipova.com