I’m a 23-year-old woman who lives in New Jersey. Last Christmas I went down to Florida to visit my parents.

One afternoon there I was reading on the screened-in porch out back when I saw our next-door neighbor’s son Cal, who was home visiting from college. He came out the back door and toward the pool. Cal sat down on the lounge chair at poolside and pulled off his T-shirt, shoes, and socks. Then he stretched out in the sun, wearing just shorts and sunglasses.

After a while I heard a splash. When I looked up from my book, I saw that Cal had jumped into the pool, leaving his shorts on the grass beside his lounge chair. I watched as he swam several laps then slowly made his way to the ladder. Sure enough, as he climbed from the water I saw that he was completely naked.

Cal returned to his chair and put his sunglasses back on, but not his shorts. After he had dried in the sun for a few minutes, he applied suntan oil all over his body. I tried to concentrate on my book, but I couldn’t help looking over there every few minutes.

Soon I realized that Cal was getting an erection. I was surprised that he continued to lie there with his hard-on pointing straight up to the sun. I was even more surprised when he started playing with himself.

Now, either Cal was an exhibitionist, or he mistakenly thought the fence around the pool and the fact that his parents were at work meant that no one could see him. I wanted to know which, so I went out the back door and crept up to our neighbor’s gate. I quietly opened it and slowly approached Cal from behind. His earlier fingertip-stroking had now given way to serious jerking off, so I didn’t want to get too close.

When I called his name, Cal yelled in shock and lept from the lounge chair, desperately trying to cover himself with his hands. But the suntan oil had spilled on the grass, so as soon as his feet hit the ground they slid out from under him. He landed flat on his back and immediately ejaculated all over himself. Then he jumped up and scrambled toward the house. But since his feet were still coated with suntan oil, he slipped and fell flat on his ass again before he finally made it to the kitchen door.

I quickly returned to my parents’ house and burst out laughing. This was undoubtedly the funniest thing I have ever seen. Boys will be boys, I guess.