Nothing quite says “I’m doing real good” like a sweet bachelor pad. The bachelor pad, or “crash pad” as it’s affectionately known among mothers, girlfriends, and one night stands alike, is your unofficial resume. It’s a place to unwind, kick back, and relax. It’s your place to turn up, pour a whiskey, and party. Now, we understand that not everyone can afford a two-story bachelor pad in the heart of Manhattan. We know this. What we also know, is that you can afford a weekend with your girlfriend, one night stand, or, if you’re a good son, your mother (we’re not judging you), in one of these fine bachelor pads listed below.

1. Jane Street Townhouse – West Village, New York
   New York City is the ultimate single guy retreat, with about a million more single women than men. No need to do the math — that’s a lot. Jane Street Townhouse takes the cake as the perfect bachelor pad. Sleek open living, lounges that you can get lost in, a fireplace and a massive, open plan bedroom makes for one hell of a pad. The hard part won’t be getting girls to come over, but getting them to leave.
2. Elsham Road – Kensington Olympia, London
   After spending a weekend at Elsham Road, we would want to spend another one, and another one, and so on. It’s a place to indulge, enjoy, kick back, and feast. A stone’s throw from high-end restaurants, snazzy cafes, and London’s West End, it’s all here. Or, you can sit back and sip champagne by the marble fireplace, and watch the flat screen TV with your feet up on the walnut table. It’s your bachelor pad for the weekend, do what you want.
3. Avenue de la Bourdonnais, Paris
   Who doesn’t want a bachelor pad overlooking the Eiffel Tower? After you’re done sipping champagne, romancing, and appreciating the Parisian skyline, you can head up to the fifth floor to enjoy the rest of the pad. This place oozes style and elegance, and is the perfect weekend getaway for you and your girl. Think marble-tiled bathroom, silk curtained windows, Eiffel Tower backdrop, open plan living space, and a long balcony to enjoy the fresh Parisian air. Can you say architectural aphrodisiac?
4. Nichols Canyon – Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles
   Situated just minutes outside of Downtown Los Angeles, Nichols Canyon sits snugly at the base of the Hills. If you, your buddies, or your girl like gardens and open living areas, then this place is going to tick all the boxes. The backyard is bordered by thick hedges, so the neighbors won’t be any wiser to the shenanigans taking place inside. There are private patios, outdoor dining areas for BBQs, a master bedroom with anadjoining bathroom and freestanding bath and a massive, open-space lounge room. This place is the ultimate weekend bachelor pad. Did we mention Hollywood is just down the road? Party time.
5. Rue du Commerce, Paris
   Looking for somewhere quiet and romantic? Paris — The City of Love! — has your name on it. Down a cobblestone lane layered with moss and leaves, lies Rue du Commerce. For those of you who are looking for a little rest and relaxation, this country hideaway has your name on it.