“Everyone is bound to disappoint”

Canyon Yodeler
Is it crazy that I would rather orally please a female than have her please me? I’m satisfied as long as she is, without even taking my clothes off. I’ve made four ladies squirt for the very first time and two of them passed out after orgasm. I just love it. Am I normal or strange?

Impressive is what you are. Wow. You sound like the man of my dreams. But here’s the paradox of being a giver: It actually is selfish because what you are doing is withholding yourself from your partner. And the reason you are giving is because you get pleasure out of it, so you are actually TAKING. Don’t get me wrong, it’s great that you can make girls squirt and you love going down. And you have chicks passing out? Amazing. But we like getting fucked. We need dick along with oral. Ya know?

Is it possible you have some intimacy issues? Maybe you don’t feel like you deserve pleasure? Sex itself is supposed to be give-and-take. It’s a collaboration. I think you should continue to be an amazing pussy pleaser but also get some balance going and let your woman please you, too. Lay back and let her give you a wet sloppy bj. You deserve it!

Don’t Be A Dick
I’m very well-endowed and I want to use this as an advantage to pick up strippers. I would guess strippers are more concerned with how well-endowed your bank account is, not your dick. But I still think every woman, stripper or not, can appreciate a large penis. What is something that your ex-boyfriend or lover has done to make you wet?

When I am extremely in love with someone, just hugging them makes me wet. This is very rare, however, because it’s rare that I am in love. But I have been in such deep, passionate love that just being in the same room as my love will get me soaking. I like when a lover is confident and open — that’s a major turn-on. I have some great advice for men wanting to get their girls wet… TRY NOT BEING IDIOT ASSHOLES! That really works, too.

Fat Chance
I’m an overweight dude who has trouble with the ladies. I’m a pretty confident and funny dude. When I talk to women, it feels like I’m making progress until I try and make a move and get rejected. I feel like I’m missing something.

My first thought is (and I hope this doesn’t offend) maybe work on the weight issue. Not because you will get more pussy but because you will feel better physically and mentally. I’m not saying become a bodybuilder but go to the gym and try to eat a balanced diet. We know the consequences of being overweight and they are dangerous. So that’s my first piece of advice — which I mean with good intentions, not judgment.

It sounds like these girls are “friend-zoning” you… and you need to get the fuck out of the friend zone! You need to find horny bitches that are DTF. They are out there. Trust. Find yourself a FREAK. Go on a dating app and go nuts. You say you are confident and funny. Those traits are very attractive to women. Seductive. I’ve been attracted to guys with some extra weight on them because of their confidence and sense of humor. I think you’re just picking the wrong chicks. Hone your senses a little more. Find a girl that is vibing with you and wants you to put the moves on her. Good luck!

Sex is supposed to be give-and-take. A collaboration. Lay back and let her give you a wet sloppy bj.

Gigglestick
What do you do when no matter who or what you fuck, there is the one guy out there that no one else can compare to? It’s been years, and no one can do it like he did. No one else can unleash the monster I have inside me, let alone satisfy it. All I have left are the memories of the great fucks we had, and to masturbate to them.

Oh fuck, girl, I feel your pain. It’s so hard when you get that bomb-ass D and the search for a replacement leaves you yearning for that old D back. Can you find someone who is trainable? Maybe you have to find the chemistry first, and the bomb D will follow. I was in total dick prison for four long years with someone who I didn’t even like. But the D was so good I couldn’t shake him. Finally he pissed me off enough that I ghosted him and accepted the fact that I would just have to live sexually unsatisfied for a while. And I did. But then I fell in love with someone! And while his D game was nowhere near the other guy’s, I was so in love that I was willing to calm my inner nympho down a bit… but I also taught him a few tricks. So, try your best to keep the old D out of your mind — train your brain to think of something else, and start to manifest a new dude. Look at the moon and say, “Universe, please send me some new dick. I’m ready.” It works.

Coming Home
I’m a 24-year-old female, and I’ve been dating my guy for two years. He’s a loving partner, my best friend, and he’s growing in his role as a serious boyfriend. He’s never cheated on me, but he has lied. We’ve broken up twice because of his lies, but he’s come back to me each time. He’s in the process of buying a house, and he really wants me to move in with him. He says that I’m his future, but I’m apprehensive because I know that men are bound to disappoint. Should I take this leap of faith and move in, or should I wait?

I’m not sure what he lied about, but it must have been pretty serious for you to break up with him. I do believe in second chances (and third chances sometimes) depending on the situation. No one is perfect, people make mistakes, and people can change. With men, I feel like it’s all about timing. When they are ready to commit, they commit. Women instinctually are ready to commit when they meet the right guy, but with men it’s more about when you meet them. Sounds like your guy is ready now. What about the house he’s buying? Will you be contributing with rent? If you are, then you are helping pay a mortgage on a house that is in his name only. Just keep that in mind.

Yes, men are bound to disappoint, but that’s because everyone is bound to disappoint. But we can’t let that stop us from loving people or we would be missing out on some amazing stuff. I am a leap-of-faith person. I say give it a go and dive in. Just make sure you put some money aside in case you need to move out and find an apartment real quick.