These days my wife stalks the parking lot of the senior center near our home. Not for seniors, mind you, but for the off — duty cops who work security for the area.

Not long ago, Lily was out running, and her cool — down often included walking laps in the center’s large parking lot. By the end of the workday, there were very few cars. The center tends to have events in the morning and early afternoon. At that late hour, Lily came upon an off — duty officer in his vehicle. Thanks to some recent vandalism, the center had hired full — time security, and this was the first time Lily had spotted one of them. Only this guy wasn’t doing much patrolling. He’d apparently decided to take a break, which on this day meant he was jacking off.

When Lily came home, her face was flushed... Leer Más