I found out about my wife’s affair with my boss the old-fashioned way —I caught them in the act.

My wife is a personal trainer who works with groups as well as individual clients. My boss had an arrangement with her to meet with him two to three times a week.

One day I finished work earlier than expected. As I walked up the driveway I heard my boss say, “I think it’s about time we finished our workout, don’t you?” I peeked in the side window and saw him stand up behind her and pull down her shorts with one hand. She wasn’t wearing panties.

When he put his other hand on her tit, she smiled and said, “Yeah, let’s go.”

Then he said, “I love the way you taste after a workout, and I especially like to watch you jerk off.”