I have been reading Penthouse Letters for the past eight years, and have never seen a story about tugboaters.

Tugboats carry a 15-man crew and do important work pushing barges and so on. The crew stays on board for a month at a time, which can really make a guy feel deprived.

On a recent trip we were held up in the harbor for a couple of days, because a bridge had collapsed into a channel we had to go through. So the captain and I decided to go to town that night and celebrate a little, as it would be another 24 hours before we could move.

We put the skiff in the water and made our way to shore, and when we got there we headed for the nearest bar. After a couple of beers I found myself trying to put the make on this sexy little barmaid named Bess, because I’d been on the boat for about 25 days,... Leer Más