I love the “slutty pumpkin” episodes of How I Met Your Mother, so last Halloween I created my own slutty-pumpkin costume.

I embellished a cropped, low-cut tank and skimpy miniskirt, then paired them with a garter belt and stockings. Plus fuck-me pumps, of course. I don’t usually wear provocative clothing and felt a little nervous about it, so I added a small mask that covered the top of my face. I shook off my jitters and walked into my friend’s party like a diva.

I grabbed a cocktail from the bar and started to mingle, but very quickly I found myself dealing with a lot more male attention than I’m used to. In fact, I almost laughed when a super-hot guy I’d seen several times at the coffee shop where I work started hitting on me hard. I’d been lusting after him for weeks, but he’d never given me a second... Leer Más