I’ve always been kind of wild. I’m the type of person who likes to try new things.

Being the experimental sort helped me introduce my true self to a couple of co-workers at my new job. I started out opening the restaurant with my head manager, Brad, and a short guy named David. David had been ogling me since my first day. At first, I found this comical, because I am voluptuous and a full foot taller than David. There were times when I would rejoin the two of them after doing something and find them laughing and unwilling to share the joke. I knew what they were thinking, though.

After a couple of days of this I decided to give them something to talk about. The next morning I wore a black teddy underneath my uniform. After about 20 minutes on the job, I started to put my plan into effect.