Believe it or not, I was almost 30 before I had sex in the shower.

It sounds like such a simple pleasure, but it took so long for it to happen that I’d built it up in my mind to be something divine.

My first and only girlfriend at that point was incredibly high-maintenance when it came to her hair and makeup, so she refused to let me fuck her in the shower because she was always worried about getting her hair wet or making her makeup run or some other bullshit reason. It became an obsessive fantasy for me that she was constantly withholding, and it drove me crazy.

I wasn’t into random hookups, so when I finally started dating someone new after we broke up, I was desperate to initiate shower sex. It had been a goal of mine for so long that I warned her it would probably be a long shower.... Leer Más