My coworker Diane asked me if I wanted to train for a marathon with her.

Since I am not much of a runner (you try running with D-cup boobs!), I was resistant. Eventually, she convinced me that running is a healthy and exhilarating way to keep in shape. And I do take pride in keeping fit. My workout regimen usually includes some light weight lifting, squats, sit-ups, and the elliptical. My past lovers have all appreciated my physique.

I figured running would add some extra excitement to my life. Instead of exercising indoors, I could take in some fresh air and enjoy the scenery, both nature and guys flexing their muscles. Diane encouraged me to set a strict schedule, adopt a healthy diet, and to wake up at the crack of dawn. I’m not much of a morning person, but she assured me that once I got used to moving... Leer Más