Recently I used the worst pickup line — and got the greatest results.

I was on a Canadian ski weekend with friends, hanging out at my favorite bar, when the most beautiful woman with the greatest-looking ass walked by. She was wearing tight black spandex pants with a zipper down the back. I imagined a red thong underneath, and I walked over to her table to find out if I was right. She was with two friends. I leaned toward her and asked what color panties she was wearing.

With a sexy smile she told me that she was going “commando,” which, she explained, meant pantyless. That was way more exciting than a red thong any day. I asked her to dance. We danced together the entire night, but I was unable to convince her to come home with me.

Finally she suggested that I stay in her room. I... Leer Más