While traveling around the country about a year ago, I found myself in a bit of trouble in a small town in Arizona.

I got into a bar fight, and was given 30 days in the county jail for disturbing the peace.

As it happened, I was the only prisoner in the jail that night, and I was pretty surprised when the night guard came to my cell a little after midnight. The guard was a female of about 40, with short dark hair and a ripe figure. She told me her name was Sally, and that she was going to search me for contraband.

I told her that I had just gotten there, and that they had searched me before putting me in the cell. She told me to shut up, and ordered me out of my bunk. She then took out her handcuffs and secured my hands to the bars of the cell. Then she started to pat me down.

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