You know that game people play with fortune cookies, where you add "in bed" to whatever fortune you get?

My boyfriend and I do that whenever we go out for Chinese food, only instead of “in bed,” we say, “in the butt.” It started as a joke, something that he did to try to convince me to have anal sex with him. But we’ve kept it up, even though I now love backdoor sex as much as he does.

A few days ago, Eli went out to lunch with his coworkers, and I guess they went to a Chinese restaurant. That afternoon, I got a text from him. It was a picture of a fortune-cookie slip that read, “Soon a visitor shall delight you,” and at the end, he’d scrawled, “… in the butt.” A follow-up message came a moment later. “I think they gave me your cookie by... Leer Más