All you horny hubbies out there need to pay attention to this true-life adventure.

My husband of two decades liked to think of himself as a real practical joker. Last year he tried to pull a fast one on me, and I think he’s still not sure what train ran him over.

A friend of his from college was planning to stay with us for a couple of nights. Several days before he was due to arrive, I stumbled onto an e-mail exchange between them. I was amazed to read that my dear sweet hubby had concocted an April Fool’s joke to play on me. He planned to sneak his willing accomplice into bed next to me, then burst into the room and surprise me. His friend was to massage my butt, at which point I was expected to reach into his shorts and stroke his penis. Then I would become aware that the genitals were hairless,... Leer Más