I was unfaithful last night. All these years I’ve masturbated with my left hand. I had to keep it a secret when I was married. I couldn’t achieve orgasm with my husband, and when I wanted to ride him he was repelled. So my hand and I secretly had our fun when he was out of the room. I got a divorce without tears five years ago, thank goodness.

Recently though, I felt I needed a change. Was there something else I could mount that would give me the same satisfaction? I needed to know. I tried using a towel, rolled into a cylinder, but it squashed under my urgent thrusting. Then I had another idea. I rolled two Cosmopolitans into a cylinder, wrapped a slip around it, and tried again. It moved with me — unsatisfactory. Obviously I needed something firm but soft.

If I could slip a toilet roll onto... Leer Más