We have a home surveillance system.

The type of cameras that allow us to check on our belongings from outside the home. Joan said we should get a full system because we travel so often. “That way we can be totally sure, when we’re on the road, that nothing’s gone wrong.”

I was down with the idea mostly because I have always had a hard-on for tech. I like to be up on the latest gizmos and gadgets. What I did not realize when we agreed to install the devices was that Joan had ulterior motives. Ones that have worked surprisingly well for our marriage. Yes, video cameras took our relationship to a whole new level.

Let me rewind. When we first got together, my beautiful Joan said she loved me, but explained that she couldn’t limit her libido to just one man. “What do you... Leer Más